• Championships: 2 (work league and WWE title ring)

• Runner-Up: 2018, 2022

• Career Earnings: $1058 Career Spent: $1330

League commissioner and beer pong champ, Khoa enjoys spending his off time with his wife and cat. When he's not dominating the league standings, he's writing about how he's dominating the league standings in his weekly newsletter.

Strengths: Fantasy Football Savant

Weakness: Adhering to league rules 

• Championships: None

• Runner-Up: 2016, 2021, 2023

• Career Earnings: $1447 Career Spent: $1230

The starting QB for the annual turkey bowl, Larry Hinh has it all. As a QB, he has all the intangibles needed for success on the field. His penchant for throwing interceptions is matched only by his ability for throwing touchdowns. He is truly all about 50/50 ball in all aspects of life. Unfortunately, he has never recovered from the 2016 fantasy finals, where he scored 140+ points and still lost. 

Strengths: Can scream very loudly

Weaknesses: Can cry very loudly

• Championships: None

• Career Earnings: $0 Career Spent: $1300

The league darling has never uttered anything that can be construed as shit talk. For that, he is consistently the punching bag in Points Against category. Joe currently leads the league in participation awards and continues to pray for love from the fantasy gods.

Strengths: Always sees the bright side 

Weaknesses: Consistently blinded by the bright side

• Championships: 2018, 2020

• Runner-Up: 2019

• Career Earnings: $2780 Career Spent: $1280

Renowned world traveler Jason Li is always looking for new slants on how to bolster his fantasy team. Considered the most cultured man in the Homies League, Jason is most likely dominating your team from another time zone. He capped off a dominant 2018 regular season with his first title. He is still living off his prize money somewhere in a hut in East Asia.

Strengths: Wanderlust

Weaknesses: Whiskey

• Championships: 2019

• Career Earnings: $1340 Career Spent: $1240

Henry, the league Chad, is constantly looking to get under your skin. Whether it's jumping into the group chat with instigating comments or whispering atrocious insults into your ear during beer pong, he always finds a way to incite violence. Don't be fooled by his nice guy demeanor, this man is the ultimate snake.

Strengths: Stirring shit up

Weaknesses: Butter fingers

• Championships: 2022

• Runner-Up: 2024

• Career Earnings: $2460 Career Spent: $1395

A man that truly likes to roll the dice. League gambler, AT, can often be found going all-in with boom-or-bust lineups or trading away his future picks just to make the playoffs. Unfortunately, he has never quite looked the same after the great Tion Green incident, which cost him a championship. 

Strengths: Sees the good in his players

Weaknesses: Can't see the shit in his players

• Championships: 2015

• Career Earnings: $130 Career Spent: $1330

The omega memelord himself is the league's first ever champion. Yes, you can argue that his sole championship came in a weak era, but you can also argue that he was so dominant that it made the league seem weak. Unfortunately, ever since that first title, BaoTin has become what he loves most, a meme. His only other accomplishment after 2015 was to be featured on the first sexy calendar photoshoot for last place (2017).

Strengths: Has https://knowyourmeme.com archived in his brain

Weaknesses: Can only speak in Twitch Chat language

• Championships: 2024

• Career Earnings: $1683 Career Spent: $1200

The newest addition of the league, Ricky will always be seen as 'the new guy'. Ricky is always down to take shots and steal iPads. It's very rare you'll see Ricky shit talk someone else, as he's usually the one getting destroyed in the standings. Some of this is his fault, but some can also be attributed to inheriting his team from a man that once drafted 3 kickers (and kept no keepers for poor Ricky).

Strengths: Downing shots

Weaknesses: Luck

• Championships: 2023

• Runner Up: 2020

• Career Earnings: $2238 Career Spent: $1270

The league strong man, Brian, likes to remind everyone of his strength by e-bullying his leaguemates whenever possible. When he's not in the gym, he can be found highlighting your poor management skills by show casing the points you left on your bench.

Strengths: Crushing opponent's morale

Weaknesses: Soju

• Championships: 2016

• Career Earnings: $584 Career Spent: $1350

Don't let this man's smile get to you, he is a stone cold killer. He will lure you in with a warm greeting only to surprise you with a terrible trade proposal. After you've accepted, he'll make you think it it was your idea all along. It's how he got us in 2016! You should have seen what he did to poor Larry (who is still a lost soul) in the finals that year..

Strengths: Consistency

Weaknesses: Killing lobsters humanely

• Championships: 2017, 2021

• Runner-Up 2015

• Career Earnings: $1930 Career Spent: $1280

After shocking the world and taking the title in 2017, Danny looked destined for greatness. But fate had other plans. What did that title cost him? Everything.

As of the time of this writing (10/29/19), Danny is on a TWENTY GAME losing streak. His last victory came against Henry in Week 1 of the 2018 season (9/9/18). Let that sink in. An autodrafted team might have a better chance at getting a W then this man. He sacrificed everything for that title.

Strengths: Dedication

Weaknesses: Baker Mayfield's smile, that damned smile

• Championships: NONE

• Career Earnings: $0 Career Spent: 715

After Daniel Chia was voted off the island, Brian Lim volunteered as tribute to take the role of "free win". At the time of this writing, Lim has played in two seasons and has won a grand total of 4 games. Let that sink in. He's always down to gamble and trade tho, so he's a fun addition.

Strengths: Encyclopedic Anime Knowledge

Weaknesses: Reading the fine print in Trade Policies

• Championships: None

• Runner-Up: 2017

• Career Earnings: $340 Career Spent: $870

Leads the league in trade related sexual assaults, Chia is consistently a top performer with an eye for domination. When he's not sending lopsided trade requests, he can often be found eyeing your team's keepers for potential value.

Strengths: Finding rookie value

Weaknesses: Trade negotiations